That Don't Impress Me Much, Celetukan Asik Shania Twain

That Don't Impress Me Much ditulis Shania Twain dan produser yang sekaligus suaminya, Robert John "Mutt" Lange. Dirilis dalam album Come On Over pada tahun 1997. Tahun berikutnya baru dirilis sebagai single untuk radio-radio yang spesial menampilkan lagu-lagu country. 


Lagu ini menjadi ketiga terbesarnya Shania Twain di Billboard Hot 100 dan hit terbesarnya di UK. Lagu ini juga merajai chart di Belgia, Irlandia, Norwegia, dan Belanda.

Yang unik dari lirik lagu ini adalah penyebutan sejumlah nama, di antaranya Elvis Presley dan Brad Pitt. Elvis mewakili sosok yang telah menjadi legenda. Sedangkan Pitt adalah satu nama yang saat ini masuk dalam daftar 10's as a male sex symbol.

That Don't Impress Me Much

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Oo-Oh-Oh
That don't impress me much!

Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Alright! Alright!

You're Tarzan!
Captain Kirk maybe.
John Wayne.
Whatever!
That don't impress me much!

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